Hedgepig: A Fully Hedged Meme

The Hedgepaper · Version 1.0 · October 2026 · HEDGEPIG on Solana (Pump.fun)

Abstract. Markets ask you to choose: long or short. Hedgepig refuses. It is a meme coin about a hedgehog that grew green spikes for longs and red spikes for shorts, and is therefore permanently hedged. It has no product, no utility and no roadmap of promises. This paper explains the joke, lists the token facts, and is honest about the risks.

Contents: 1. Concept · 2. Why hedged · 3. Token facts · 4. Community · 5. Risks · 6. Disclaimer

1. Concept

"Hedgepig" is an old English name for the hedgehog: a small, spiky animal named for the hedgerows it lives in and its pig-like snout. HEDGEPIG takes that word literally and gives it a trading problem.

The mascot has two kinds of spikes. The green ones are longs. The red ones are shorts. Holding both at once, it is fully hedged. The catchphrase says it all: Long is long. Short is short. Hedgepig is hedged.

2. Why hedged

Every cycle, the timeline splits into two teams: people who are sure it goes up and people who are sure it goes down. Most of them are loud, and many of them get liquidated. Hedgepig is the joke about sitting in the middle, spikes out, unbothered.

To be clear: HEDGEPIG is not a hedge. Holding it does not protect you from anything. It is a meme about hedging, not a financial product.

3. Token facts

Name / ticker	Hedgepig / HEDGEPIG
Chain	Solana
Launch	Fair launch on Pump.fun. Everyone buys from the same public bonding curve.
Total supply	1,000,000,000, fixed by the Pump.fun program
Presale / whitelist	None
Team allocation	None reserved
Dev buy	To be decided. Any dev buy happens on the open curve at launch and will be disclosed in Telegram and on X.
Liquidity	Bonding curve on Pump.fun. If the curve completes, liquidity migrates automatically to PumpSwap and the LP tokens are burned.¹
Creator income	Pump.fun's standard creator share of trading fees. No additional tax.
Contract address	`Coming at launch`

4. Community

The Den is the official Telegram (t.me/hedgepigportal) and the official X account is @HedgepigSol. Those, plus this site, are the only official channels.

Community goals, not promises: meme contests, X raids done by real people writing their own replies, a community art wall, and, if the bonding curve completes, updating the DexScreener profile and applying to CoinGecko. We don't use bots, fake volume, fake holders or paid fake trending.

5. Risks

Total loss. Most memecoins go to zero. HEDGEPIG may too.
Volatility. Bonding-curve prices move sharply on every trade, and large trades get worse prices.
No utility. There is nothing behind the token except the meme and the community.
Graduation is not guaranteed. Most Pump.fun coins never complete the curve.
Scams and copycats. Fake tokens with the same name, fake "support" DMs and fake presales are common. Always check the CA against official channels.
Smart-contract and platform risk. HEDGEPIG relies on Solana, Pump.fun and PumpSwap, which we don't control.

6. Disclaimer

HEDGEPIG is a pure meme coin with no intrinsic value, no utility and no expectation of financial return. There is no roadmap of promises, no formal team and no company. Nothing in this paper or on this site is financial, legal or tax advice. Do your own research and only spend what you can afford to lose. Not affiliated with Pump.fun or any other project or coin.

¹ Pump.fun, The Pump.fun bonding curve; Pump program README.

Stay spiky. Stay hedged. 🟩🦔🟥